When i’m sad! :( i eat cookies
When I lead my cookies up the stairs to bed is best time of day
Dan, 21, stupid idiot.
NO MORE VEGGIES!
My face when cupboard is cookies
NOM NOM NOM !!!
Me in half an hour
Sometimes you are waiting for the cookies, sometimes the cookies are waiting for you.
I got my mind on the cookies, cookies on my mind.
SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE MY COOKIE BITCH
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Best invention ever?
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Fuckin’ bitch!
TIME FOR SOME COOKIE MONSTER LOVE
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I hate that the hulk’s hand is already in motion to land a punch and then it just drops when he’s hit by Mjolnir, because realistically he should have still hit him. FUCKING BOVRIL COMICS.
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how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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There are no words..
Oh my God channel 4
WHY
:’(
EE BY ECK NAZKAY, YER KNOR BLOODY NOWT YOU DO.
What is wrong with you?
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